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Friday, October 19, 2012

Beware What Your Mouth Utters: Humor for Friday!

I just have to get this out there. Below are several statements [reportedly - not confirmed but still hilarious] made by commentators at the 2012 Olympic Games. They have nothing to do with bipolar disorder, unless you include humor as a coping technique (which I certainly do:).

I hope everyone is doing well out there. I am getting back on my horse after a bucking bronco summer of mania and mess-ups.

My next post will be published Sunday. It's about depression relief by attending an enjoyable event. Hope you read it!

And now, the awesome gaffs and loose tongued tidbits from the expert commentators:

1. Dressage (horse jumping) commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

2. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

3. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

4. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

6. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

7. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."

Have a great weekend!


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